New invention idea: vibrating tampons
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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