Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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