So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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