We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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