we have officially mastered the walk of shame
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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