She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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