with your own penis?
Dual....:-)
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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