Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I think my moral compass just broke
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