oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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