you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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