My hand turned me down
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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