Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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