we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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