Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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