SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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