Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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