I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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