this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
