Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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