no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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