How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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