Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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