Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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