Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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