Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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