try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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