pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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