Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
its not stalking. its research.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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