so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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