is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
pray to the hookup gods
He shit in the fireplace
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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