remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
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i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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