He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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