ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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