im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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