Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
God I need to hump something, right now.
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