What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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