i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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