i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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