I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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