Me too!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
