p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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