your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
