Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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