moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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