summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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