i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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