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Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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