Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Boobs are out for the taking
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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