I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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