if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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