Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think a kid would responsible me up
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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