How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
