the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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