thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
