i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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